in space... no one can hear you puke!!!

a trip to an unknown jorney - Captains log

Captain Kirk: My....GOD! Sulu! What....is....THAT?

Sulu: It's a free-floating cloud of alcohol, sir.

Kirk: And we've just run out of Romulan Ale! Could it be a trap, Bones?

Bones: Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a distiller of fine spirits!

Kirk: We need that booze! But if we fly through that cloud, we'll be too drunk to drive! Just think of the penalty points!

Spock: May I remind you, Jim, that I am a Vulcan. We are a race of designated drivers.

Kirk: Well, all righty, then. Spock, drive us through! Bones and I will be out on the hull. With our mouths... open. To boldly drink what no man has drunk before.